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someone's coming!!!! take cover!!! alt+tab!!!

isk2 terkejut aku, igt kan ape td. ok sambung tulis blog.

arini ari yg bosan, sgt2 la bosan dan lg bosan drpd ari2 yg sblm ni. aku smp2 ofis pg td around 820, masuk je ofis ade dpt rasa kan ade sesuatu yg x kene. apsal derang ni cam terlampau smart je arini, slalu nyer x kan smart, biasa2 jer. pastu br aku tau, derang sumer nak pi perak, ade lawatan gi kilang ape ntah kat sana. huaaa aku tggl sorg2 lg, dont leave me, please dont leave me!!! aaaaa!!!...............tp ok gak, ofis ni aku yg punya, ok bye2 bye2 bye2. hehehehe arini ofis aku yg punya wahahahhawahahaha(effect: ombak2, kilat sabung menyabung menyabar tiang talipon umah). but wait a sec..........satu ofis ke satu dept jer? owh no!!! ofis aku jer, means that HE will be here. HE, is the one that trainee feared the most, with eyes that always stared at ur monitor, that always on the prowl to catch you red handed while surfing the net. HE....is the one that we called the CCTV(effect: kilat2 naga2, ok cut the crap, melampau lak smp kuar naga)

CCTV, dier slalu je lalu2 dekat blkg aku, jn2 depan aku, tp bukan aku je yg dier tgk, leh kata sumer org la. aku smp naik meluat, mamat ni xde keje lain ke selain jln2 tgk monitor org, aku lempang kang. gi la dok kat meja tu wat keje sendiri surf tenet ker chatting ker, bkn nyer company ni xde internal IM, ade jer. dah le suka tgk monitor org, org kuar masuk ofis pon dier nak tgk gak. adess ade gak makhluk camni kat dunia nih, aku masuk keje dier tgk, aku kuar gi mkn dier tgk, aku kuar nak pi jamban pon nak tgk gak. seb baik la dier dok cube lain, x nmpk aku drpd tmpt duduk. kalo dier leh nmpk, ntah2 aku btol kan "parking" pon dier tgk. yo mr. if u're like dat aa, better of u go and apply at a security company la, jadi jaga, then u can see everyone that come in and out of the company compound, or u can use ur so called 'sensitive with movements' eye to spot any ackward person that comes into a bank for a heist. stupid, idiot, baka.

this alt+tab thing has gone for 2 month and i have had it. how can u make an IT person to work if you block us from using the net, while if i want something would u search it for me? stupid chinese nerd, like u can give me the resources that i wanted for my designs and codes, further more i'm working alone here, cant u just give it a rest. then time tuk aku luah kan kat sv aku, time tu ari jumaat tgh dok kat divider jln, mkn cendol sementara tggu azan zohor. so aku pon mengadu la kat sv aku nih, ckp la payah la aku nak cr resource or even an idea kalo dier sik dok jln2 blkg aku jer tiap2 ari. then sv aku pon ngan selamber nyer ckp " ah ko wat bodo jer, dier ade ape kuasa atas ko, bkn nyer dier sv ko pon." then dier pon bukak citer. citer yg terjadi thn lepas...kot. pasal sorg trainee yg under CCTV(aku x igt nama btol dier haha). dulu ade sorg budak dier ni blaja kat US tp training kat sini(org m'sia), dpt la under CCTV. ok pendek kan citer budak ni x diberi keje pon oleh CCTV nih, yg dier dpt pon balik2 pateri componen atas board, la takat pateri jer budak darjah 4 pon leh wat, keje yg dier dpt pon ntah2 sebln skali. bapak bosan, so cam kiter gak nak ilang kan bosan, dier pon surf n chat la, n smp sv dier wat gesture " i'm watching u" kat mamat tu.( ok tuk sesape yg x tau gesture " i'm watching u ", tu bile ko pandang seseorg, pastu ko tunjuk mata ko guna jari telunjuk+jari hantu, pastu ngan 2-2 jari tu ko tunjuk kat arah org yg ko tgh tgk, tu maksud nyer "i'm watching u" or " i got my eyes on u"). dah le xde keje, weekly report lah dpt rendah giler, mmg x puas ati trainee tu, last2 dier quit 1 bln awal b4 b4 abes intern, ngan alasan nak prepare blk US, padahal melepak kat kl jer. after that incident, CCTV x nah dpt trainee lg, and trainee tu lak intern lingkup. settle story.

so sv aku ckp la ngan bangga nyer, "aku layan ko lg baik kan, walopon aku x bg ko keje. pasni ko wat bodo je dier tu, kalo dier nak report pon dier nak report kat sape? aku gak kan? sbb ko under aku, tp jgn la ko bantai surf gak bile boss besar ade kat blkg ko. mati aku". hahah that is all i need. so sejak aritu aku pon men surf n chat ngan selamber nyer, cuma cover biler boss besar masuk n org2 dr dept lain jer, jaga air muka dept beb. so CCTV, dah le nama pon aku x igt, ape tah lg aku nak heran kalo ko dok lalu2 skrg. kalo nak ckp ape2 be my guest and get lost. miahahahaha >:D.

p/s: aku pon x tau ape yg aku karut kan dlm post nih, dah le pjg giler hahah x tersangka aku. enjoy the crap that i've made hahaha

-raja penipu jep-

posted by Internship - IT/IS Jan 03 @ 10:44 AM,

8 Comments:

At 1:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ahaha..nyce2..ade lak org nama cctv..aku memula pn sama mcm pakcik..ade cctv camera ke blkg ko? haha ;p

 
At 6:50 PM, Blogger MK said...

aku baca laju je ko nyer post jep...sampai bawah jer part yg ko nyer 'cctv' jalan2 blakang aku aku dh heran..shit ape 'cctv' leh jalan nih..model baru ker..baca balik dari atas 'cctv' ni sejenis orang..cis..aku igt jep tipu..rupe2nye die jujur..lol..same la kite pakcik..bajet jep tipu..hahaha..nice post jep :)..aku berharap ko post lagi byk, walaupon tipu,aku terima ngan hati terbuka..ngeh3x..yg gesture 'im watching u' too dari movie meet the parents...bapak mertua die ex-fbi tuh.lol..

p/s:aku dh cr8 account blog XD

-gomok-

 
At 8:35 PM, Blogger Ainul Hafiz said...

mok.. bapak mertua die ex-cia laa.. not fbi...

 
At 9:23 PM, Blogger MK said...

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At 11:11 AM, Blogger MK said...

hehehe..silap2..tu pn smalam aku tny sean..

 
At 11:40 PM, Blogger Internship - IT/IS Jan 03 said...

hahahha aku saje je kasi korang konpius, aku pon awal2 konpius gak, ape kejadah nyer cctv nih hahah rupe2 nyer tetamu x diundang, woh comment sape kene delete?

 
At 10:26 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

uih?? jgn ler delete2 komen..lek2..kalau org author sbnr yg delete takpe..jgn org len lak delete..hu hu hu ~

 
At 1:45 PM, Blogger Internship - IT/IS Jan 03 said...

zhu--ayark..abg jep yg sengal..nyce story psl cctv..dak2 kat umah zhu pun cite... slmt bersame cctv tuh...

 

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